| 09 January 2010
Okay time for contest 2 to kick off...this guy is going to be a 3 - 4 week contest. The rules are simple. Since its flu season and the H1N1 virus has been burned into our skulls as the new destroyer of humanity I figured we would go viral. It just so happens a buddy of mine gave me his forgeworld chaos nurgle/plague marine army...and well im not going to paint it or play with it, soooo why not make it a prize. Its in great condition and every thing you get is included in the video, its been partially painted ( a few marines) and undercoated but hey free forgeworld loot! and the under coat has been done well so no worries about loss of detail.
Anywho this is what you get:
1 Forge World Plague Marine Dreadnought w/twin linked lascannon arm and DCCW
5 Forge World Death Guard Terminators
14 Deathguard / Plaguemarines
1 Typhus
Over 100 bucks worth of loot, anywho here are the rules for this bad boy.
1. Gotta be registered on mybattalion.com
2. Give us your best "fictional" disease name
3. Give us 3 symptoms for your disease
4. Only one entry per person contest ends on Feb. 15 2010
5. Comment your entries below this post!
Comments
A chaos derived infection, which causes fecal excretions to form at the back of your throat.
Frequent symptoms:
- Uncontrollable coughing and gagging
- Rapid physical deterioration and emaciation from malnutrition
- An inexplicable desire to sit on your food
Named after the first known victim, James' Folly has several distinct signs.
1. Constant release of gasses through Mouth and Rectum.
2. Uncontrolled vommiting due to horrifying smell.
3. Severe skin disorders from toxins in the gas.
No cure has been found. Prolonged exposure to victims has been shown to spread the contagion. Quarantine anyone showing signs.
1. Starts with lower back pain an
2. Continues with back and Knee pains (one day shortly after contracting this your knees will invert causing terribly excrutiating pain)
3. wake up dead from the impossibly terrible pain of your spine curving and neck twisting to allow the invasion of your head up the rectum..
it's starts with a trip to Vegas. all known cases have started there and apparently did not stay there.
1st symptom is the inability to remember exactly how you contracted the disease or your past weekend where it happened.
2nd symptom is more severe. a small rot will start deep within your belly which if if alone will stay, however the rot will grow and spread will loud disturbances such as a screaming girlfriend/ wife. make sure to deny everything and remember the phrase "sorry babe" to prevent the 3rd symptom.
the 3rd symptom is death. when the rot gets agitated to a certain extent it will cause the victim to suddenly explode into a gooey mess all over the room, and anybody within it.
but if you are a victim be faithful that the 3rd symptom is a far easier release that living with a pissed off girlfriend/spouse.
Sufferers catch scrinium praemiumitis by allowing overly large spiders to hug their faces. symptoms include:
1. suddenly waking up on the floor not knowing that they had fell asleep.
2. Tyranid organisms do not attack the sufferer on sight.
3. Extreme chest pains followed by bursting open of the torso and rippers leaping out.
Cure: Termination
Infection comes from reading of chaotic texts, sex and sacrifice of virgins, or eating my 7 week old meatloaf with cinnamon sticks and mums rock cake
Considered a gift from the chaos gods, 3 symptoms are normally associated with the disease.
1. blurring of vision and experiencing delusions of burning or hallucinogenic experiences, normally associated with burning feelings.
2. Intense Insanity, ranging from rage, to complete neurological collapse leaving the victum with a feeling of burning alive or being devoured from the inside of the rectum out.
3. Death, normally with explosion of head or ass
symptons
1. the Gamiworkshonian impulse causes the inflicted to want to hit as many people as possible with a hammer
2. the Gamiworkshonian impulse also requires the infected to demand anything and everything it wants, with no thoughts on legality
3. the infected also demand that whomever dares to talk to them must prostrate themselves before the infected, declare that their lives are not worthy, and must buy anything the infectedis selling
Symptoms
1) A sudden lighting of the wallet and wasting away of your bank account
2)Loud and incessant ringing in your ears whenever you try to game or paint
3)green leafy material in fridge in place of usual meats and hops based alcohols
Symptoms
1) A decided green palor to the victim's skin tone
2) Hemorrhaging in the brain causes distorted motor skills most notably resulting in the victim lumbering rather than walking. Hemorrhaging also affects the speech nodes of the brain evidenced by an almost comic simplified speech pattern and inability to make sounds like "th" and "-s" sounds.
3) Victim eventually will go mad, generally emitting a loud and guttural battlecry before killing several people with either a large gun, an axe and pistol, or a converted chainsaw and pistol.
There are no know cures for this disease, and it appears to be spreading no matter what defenses are put in place or precautions are taken to stop it.
Pulmonary Tyrannic-cytosis is a lung disease caused by the inhalation of Tyranid parasites released by Tyranid spore chimneys. Imperial Guardsmen who've encountered the disease on Tyranid infested worlds call the disease "The Black Lung."
The disease is progressive and the symptoms appear in order as it runs its course. The average life expectancy after exposure is 3 hours.
Symptom 1: Cough. The parasite enters the body through the airway and attacks the soft tissue of the bronchial tubes, causing swelling of the small airways (bronchioles) and small blood vessels in the lungs. This causes a severe raspy cough within an hour after exposure.
Symptom 2: Disorientation. The inflammation and soft tissue damage leads to lung stiffening and seizing. Unable to draw full breaths, those exposed to the disease suffer from oxygen deprivation, causing disorientation, dizziness and black outs.
Symptom 3: Mucus Discharge. Damaged lung tissue begins to shrivel and rot from the parasitic attack and internal infection. Fluid and rotted soft lung tissue fill the lungs like pneumonia. This thick greenish black fluid is expelled in large quantities while coughing from the nose and mouth. This is the last symptom before death, between 2-4 hours after exposure.
Symptoms
1. Swelled Head
2. Tunnel Vision
3. Psychotic break with reality
symptoms:
skin sores that erupt after bitten by sandflies
damage to spleen and liver
anaemia.
Symptoms:
Eyesight and hear begin to go
Memory capacity is decreased
What was the 3rd one?
The flesh acquires a greenish tinge, covered in pustules, boils, scabs and rashes. At the same time the body becomes swollen and bloated, causing the skin to pull away from the bones or tear open. Clothing or armour may bond with the flesh. Do not attempt to remove!
Open sores that weep foul smelling pus and blood cover the body, often discharging flies and other creatures. These fluids and flies are highly contagious. Avoid contact!
In many cases the victims are unable to die. It is common when this happens for the victim to have a change in religion. The urge to convert others comes upon them, forcing them to eternally roam about in their loathsome, foul form, spreading disease and pestilence as they go. Notify the Ecclesiarchy!
Should anyone discover the symptoms then please contact the Departmento Incineratus for rapid treatment of the victim and all those who have had any contact with them.
1. Body loses ability to control body temperature, resulting in skin tissue collapsing and creating open soars.
2. Body's immune system becomes stronger, resulting in mutation and assimilation of non-biological equipment that is worn close to body.
3. Body starts to excrete red/greenish liquid from open skin soars and armor. Contact with this liquid spreads the Burning plague
- Uncontrolled shivering, skin decreases in temperature as the blood in the body gathers towards the chest head and neck.
- Burning Sensation in the chest, and heart palpitations due to the increased pressure on the heart
- Explosive release of blood through the neck, possibly resulting in the skull being released from the rest of the body.
symptoms:
1. Horrifying visages of Typhus and Plague Daemons coupled with blisters and sores around the genitals and orifices of your body
2. oily texture of the skin, often followed by shedding of the upper layers of the skin despite feeling entirely healthy
3. red mold begins forming on body hair and cartilige based components of the face (nose/ear) and rotting of the finger and toe nails.
leads ti imminent death or if subject is corrupted spawn or daemonhood
1. Profuse sweating, and thirst. Blood begins to thicken and clot.
2. Commonly leads to brain aneurysms.
3. Blood eventually solidifies and hardens after death.
Symptoms:
1) Host experiences infection of the tongue, causing it to swell in the mouth and throat, often leading to suffocation and/or starvation
2) Skin and nails of the host becomes gelatinous and begin to fall away from the skeleton, caused by chaos tainted marrow seeping out of the bone and infecting the organisms around it.
3) Host experiences unbearable burning pains, cramps, bloated appearance, and almost transparent skin, caused by the infected tissue and organisms spreading throughout the body and reaching the stomach and digestive system of the host, causing various stomach acids and toxins to be released and deteriorate the host from the inside. NOTE, the build up of toxins and infections within the host's body may also cause such infections to burst through the skin, often leading to a greenish-yellow secretion to ooze from the host's skin.
1)Subject begins wheezing and coughing.
2) Begins to grow boils which emit a puss.
3) Subject ceases to feel pain and becomes impervious to the side effects of illnesses.
These subjects are highly contagious and spread their disease willingly to all nearby. Many feel that they are helping those they infect, seeking to bring a world without pain or death to those they contaminate. Often the infected are accompanied by a cloud of flies who relish in the puss that they emit.
1: A dank, dingy smell accompanied by fading sight, usually noticed first by others around said person. Said victim will typically not notice the smell.
2: Delusions of grandeur and a feeling of invulnerability . Will believe that if they cannot see any of the situation they are involved with, they are immune to any problem associated with said situation.
3: Odd kinks in the back, bowed legs, and sore muscles in or around the sphincter areas associated with the gluteus maximus. Typically the victim will flail their arms about with wild abandon and run blindly in random directions.
1. Random spasming of facial musculature
2. Numbness in the extremeties
2. Extreme Paranoia
No known cure. Once infected and becoming free of symptoms has patient repeating steps that lead to further exposure and being infected over and over again.
1.Black fluids seeping from orifices,especi ally eyes and mouth
2.contusions over most of the body, filled with black puss and blood
3.lose of motor control due to nervous system shut down-eventually leads to brain shutdown
-Common name "Artifical Doc syndrome"
This unusual new ailment recently discovered is unique in that it seems to be transmitted by television. Over-obsession of fictional medical shows (ie "ER", "House") and doctor characters in other fiction and sci-fi shows and movies (ie "Dr. No", "Dr. Strangelove", "Dr. Evil" and "a good third of Robert Picardo's career") have led to this illness.
While there seem to be no physical symptoms at this time, the psychological symptoms can be horrifying to those close to the patient and can include:
-no longer recognizing their given name and only responding to the full title "Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA"
-Starting every conversation with the phrase "Please state the nature of the medical emergency"
-Shouting at people at random insisting that any action they do is in fact proof that they are the rare patient presenting with symptoms of Lupus that ACTUALLY has Lupus.
1)Quadraplegic Paralysis and fever. The patient will complain of chronic pain in the back or spine, but will not respond to any stimuli of that region, no matter how sever. Use of limbs completely invalid
2) Boils. A display of infected, pus filled spots will appear all over the body. Especially the lower back. A film of slime residue will coat the patient day and night. Reforming minutes after every cleansing.
3) Prolapsed Spinal Cord and Personality Change. The Spine erupts from the flesh and hangs over the head of the paralysed victim. The victim regains control of the fore limbs and uses them for mobility. The spine shows various marks of change and drips with infectious mucus. It is used by the victim as a Scorpion Tail attack in its new personality of Contagion for the Plague God.
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